May 2012
My response to everyone and everything in the...
April 2012
My relationship with writing is too bizarre.
I’m currently writing a 500-word scholarship essay. As soon as I got the 471 words, I had a thought that would wildly improve my writing. Time to start over!
What’s most sad about the situation is that I can’t live with myself if I don’t restart my writing. It’s like I’m committing an affront to morality.
I have something like seven word documents open write...
You want to have an intelligent conversation? Talk to yourself. That’s what I...
– From the movie Torch Song Trilogy (1988)
I'm over the "racist" angle people have been...
It’s time to stop throwing around that word like a two-cent knockoff. It has gravity, and we cannot simply jump to the conclusion that a show is racist because it has no black characters.
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All my single ladies in the house!
My love life is like a well with no water. Saying that it dried up would be generous, as there was never any water to begin with.
No. Actually, it’s more a dark abyss with neither a history nor a future, at least as long as I live in North Carolina. Such is my life. Boo.
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Anonymous asked: Hi Erich Wintour, please could you tell me your views on Alexander McQueen (Sarah Burton era) and Burberry Prorsum. Charmed.
Anonymous asked: What are your thoughts on street fashion?
Sometimes I like to think that Lady Gaga doesn't...
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Tumblr has reached a whole new level of stupidity! →
Not trying to turn this into a menswear blog. Just...
Azealia Banks. The end.
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New theme.
What has my blog come to?
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Updates from My First Day Driving:
I woke up at 6AM to go get my license, only to find out that I would be leaving at 7:15 AM.
Once I arrived at the DMV, I had nothing to do, so I played the New York Times Crossword. It was wonderful fun.
My driving examiner was a snappy guy whose name I forgot. He used phrases like “in that regard” and “shall we.” It smacked of phony, Southern sophistication. Though he almost failed me for (1)...
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